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Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Sunday, July 20, 2008
Playpump Daddies & Bike Camping 2008
Featured contributor: Brown Bear.
I need to start this by thanking every one of the "wunderful" ladies
and the oh-so-amazing-yet-equally-ridiculous" gentlemen that made this
debacherous trip a success. A simple time line of events is the only
way to truly describe what we experienced. Please let me know if I
missed something b/c I probably did.
Friday (7/18)
8:59 a.m. - Igor sends out the first email getting everyone amped for the trip.
9:30 a.m. - Igor sends out another email asking me what time I'll be
getting out.
9:31 a.m. - Igor sends out his 5th email of the day making sure I get
out at 3:00 p.m.
3:30 p.m. - Igor, Andy, Raj, and Deepak meet at Embarcadero & Market
to begin the weekend adventure.
3:35 p.m. - Deepak gets a flat tire
4:30 p.m. - Flat tire is fixed by crazy bike shop owner in Marina that
told us all life stories and destroyed all hopes of Deepak's bike
making it through this trip.
4:35 p.m. - Andy's chain breaks and is forced to rent a bike from a
crazy Korean.
5:30 p.m. - Raj makes friends with a bum. Igor & Deepak eat a shitty
Safeway sandwich. Andy shows up with another shitty mountain bike.
7:30 p.m. - The P.P. Daddies make it to Muir Beach. Find a camping
spot. Gather wood for fire. Head to Pelican Inn for amazing food.
10:00 p.m. - P.P. Daddies are getting drunk and the "wunderful" ladies
show up and the party begins.
10:01 p.m. - Cop is spotted at the beach entrance and we have to wait.
Head back to P.Inn and wait for cop to leave.
10:15 p.m. - Head back to the beach parking lot after cop leaves and
haul all our shit to a semi-not-so-secluded part of the beach.
10:45 p.m. - Tents set up. Fire raging. Tequila shots and story telling.
11:30 p.m. - Park rangers roll up on the party and kick us out.
12:45 a.m. - Been boozing in the parking lot trying to find a place to
stay for the night. The ladies head to Mill Valley to find us lodging.
The boys stay back with a 30-pack of beer, bottle of tequilla, box of
muffins, and a bag of chips.
2:30 a.m. - Deepak passed out on the ground next to horses. Andy & Raj
embark on Wizard of Oz journey. Igor is pissed Andy's game of Truth
resulted in bruises and loss of "trust" in Andy.
3:?? a.m. - Two lovely ladies show up and bring the four drunk fools
back to Mill Valley, which is about 10 miles from where we originally
started our trip. The bikes locked together and thrown in a bunch of
trees.
3:?? a.m. - 8 people pass out in a motel room with 1 bed.
Saturday (7/19)
10:00 a.m. - P.P. Daddies are shuttled back to P.Inn to pick up bikes
and begin ride to Stinson beach.
12:00 p.m. - Arrive in Stinson beach. Eat lunch in park. Someone says
"So I took it out of her mouth...." in front of a 10 year old girl.
All innocence is lost!
3:00 p.m. - Ladies have arrived. Andy Crushes Raj's dreams of eating
soft serve ice cream. Ladies head back out to find the guys a place to
stay for the night. Guys get drunk on the beach with a bottle of
Tequila and more obscene comments.
4:00 p.m.- Guys bike to Bolinas. Girls Meet up with us. Deepak gets
lost. Group meets on beach for more booze and chilling.
4:30 p.m. - Group is told not to camp on beach and no places to stay
in Bolinas for the night. Continue boozing.
6:00 p.m. - Ladies once again head out to find lodging. Guys supposed
to follow but Andy's bike lock keys are in the car. Doh!
6:45 p.m. - Guys continue drinking in random field in Bolinas.
7:30 p.m. - No word from the ladies who we thought would be picking us
up. Guys head to beach, start fire, drink bottle of Jack.
8:45 p.m. - No word from Ladies. Igor and Andy head to town to sell
their souls to a bunch of bogans so we can camp in their yard. Igor
gets a business card. Raj & Deepak finish bottle of Jack.
10:30 p.m. - Two lovely ladies return to Bolinas to pick up drunk
fools and cart them back to a shitty camp site in Olema. Bikes are
tied to polls and stashed in someones back yard.
11:30 p.m. - Guys get to camp site and drink more.
1:?? a.m. - Raj and Andy eat random burrito thats been in the fire
wrapped in foil and cooking for hours.
Sunday (7/20)
11:20 a.m. - Miss Jennifer shuttles the boys back to Bolinas to get
bikes. She truly is a savior!!!
11:45 a.m. - Guys finally decide to do the ride and head to Stinson Beach.
12:30 p.m. - Everyone "unloads" and "reloads" and we're back on the road.
2:30 p.m. - Guys make last stop before heading down the hill to Sausalito.
3:05 p.m. - Guys meet up again before crossing the G.G Bridge and head home.
3:30 p.m. - Andy doesn't show up. Guys get scared he's injured. Igor
and Raj go off on a rescue journey. Deepak is alone :(
4:00 p.m. - Andy shows up after ridiculous journey of stupidity but
glad he's safe.
4:30 p.m. - Raj and Igor show up. We head home.
Overall lessons & comments
1. Cell phones are key to survival unless the batteries are dead or
you've got no service. Otherwise they are rendered useless.
2. The "Wunderful" ladies saved our lives and should always be appreciated.
3. The weekend trip was probably the best unplanned and ass backwards
trip i've ever done.
Sorry for the long post. Please respond with any details I may have
missed or you'd like more information on.
Cheers,
Brown Bear
I need to start this by thanking every one of the "wunderful" ladies
and the oh-so-amazing-yet-equally-ridiculous" gentlemen that made this
debacherous trip a success. A simple time line of events is the only
way to truly describe what we experienced. Please let me know if I
missed something b/c I probably did.
Friday (7/18)
8:59 a.m. - Igor sends out the first email getting everyone amped for the trip.
9:30 a.m. - Igor sends out another email asking me what time I'll be
getting out.
9:31 a.m. - Igor sends out his 5th email of the day making sure I get
out at 3:00 p.m.
3:30 p.m. - Igor, Andy, Raj, and Deepak meet at Embarcadero & Market
to begin the weekend adventure.
3:35 p.m. - Deepak gets a flat tire
4:30 p.m. - Flat tire is fixed by crazy bike shop owner in Marina that
told us all life stories and destroyed all hopes of Deepak's bike
making it through this trip.
4:35 p.m. - Andy's chain breaks and is forced to rent a bike from a
crazy Korean.
5:30 p.m. - Raj makes friends with a bum. Igor & Deepak eat a shitty
Safeway sandwich. Andy shows up with another shitty mountain bike.
7:30 p.m. - The P.P. Daddies make it to Muir Beach. Find a camping
spot. Gather wood for fire. Head to Pelican Inn for amazing food.
10:00 p.m. - P.P. Daddies are getting drunk and the "wunderful" ladies
show up and the party begins.
10:01 p.m. - Cop is spotted at the beach entrance and we have to wait.
Head back to P.Inn and wait for cop to leave.
10:15 p.m. - Head back to the beach parking lot after cop leaves and
haul all our shit to a semi-not-so-secluded part of the beach.
10:45 p.m. - Tents set up. Fire raging. Tequila shots and story telling.
11:30 p.m. - Park rangers roll up on the party and kick us out.
12:45 a.m. - Been boozing in the parking lot trying to find a place to
stay for the night. The ladies head to Mill Valley to find us lodging.
The boys stay back with a 30-pack of beer, bottle of tequilla, box of
muffins, and a bag of chips.
2:30 a.m. - Deepak passed out on the ground next to horses. Andy & Raj
embark on Wizard of Oz journey. Igor is pissed Andy's game of Truth
resulted in bruises and loss of "trust" in Andy.
3:?? a.m. - Two lovely ladies show up and bring the four drunk fools
back to Mill Valley, which is about 10 miles from where we originally
started our trip. The bikes locked together and thrown in a bunch of
trees.
3:?? a.m. - 8 people pass out in a motel room with 1 bed.
Saturday (7/19)
10:00 a.m. - P.P. Daddies are shuttled back to P.Inn to pick up bikes
and begin ride to Stinson beach.
12:00 p.m. - Arrive in Stinson beach. Eat lunch in park. Someone says
"So I took it out of her mouth...." in front of a 10 year old girl.
All innocence is lost!
3:00 p.m. - Ladies have arrived. Andy Crushes Raj's dreams of eating
soft serve ice cream. Ladies head back out to find the guys a place to
stay for the night. Guys get drunk on the beach with a bottle of
Tequila and more obscene comments.
4:00 p.m.- Guys bike to Bolinas. Girls Meet up with us. Deepak gets
lost. Group meets on beach for more booze and chilling.
4:30 p.m. - Group is told not to camp on beach and no places to stay
in Bolinas for the night. Continue boozing.
6:00 p.m. - Ladies once again head out to find lodging. Guys supposed
to follow but Andy's bike lock keys are in the car. Doh!
6:45 p.m. - Guys continue drinking in random field in Bolinas.
7:30 p.m. - No word from the ladies who we thought would be picking us
up. Guys head to beach, start fire, drink bottle of Jack.
8:45 p.m. - No word from Ladies. Igor and Andy head to town to sell
their souls to a bunch of bogans so we can camp in their yard. Igor
gets a business card. Raj & Deepak finish bottle of Jack.
10:30 p.m. - Two lovely ladies return to Bolinas to pick up drunk
fools and cart them back to a shitty camp site in Olema. Bikes are
tied to polls and stashed in someones back yard.
11:30 p.m. - Guys get to camp site and drink more.
1:?? a.m. - Raj and Andy eat random burrito thats been in the fire
wrapped in foil and cooking for hours.
Sunday (7/20)
11:20 a.m. - Miss Jennifer shuttles the boys back to Bolinas to get
bikes. She truly is a savior!!!
11:45 a.m. - Guys finally decide to do the ride and head to Stinson Beach.
12:30 p.m. - Everyone "unloads" and "reloads" and we're back on the road.
2:30 p.m. - Guys make last stop before heading down the hill to Sausalito.
3:05 p.m. - Guys meet up again before crossing the G.G Bridge and head home.
3:30 p.m. - Andy doesn't show up. Guys get scared he's injured. Igor
and Raj go off on a rescue journey. Deepak is alone :(
4:00 p.m. - Andy shows up after ridiculous journey of stupidity but
glad he's safe.
4:30 p.m. - Raj and Igor show up. We head home.
Overall lessons & comments
1. Cell phones are key to survival unless the batteries are dead or
you've got no service. Otherwise they are rendered useless.
2. The "Wunderful" ladies saved our lives and should always be appreciated.
3. The weekend trip was probably the best unplanned and ass backwards
trip i've ever done.
Sorry for the long post. Please respond with any details I may have
missed or you'd like more information on.
Cheers,
Brown Bear
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