Thursday, September 11, 2008

Oh man, you should've come to the Wizard Party

And if you did, good. Because it was the real sh*t. I ain't talkin' bout no fake sh*t. Kanye West asks, "Does anybody make real sh*t anymore?" If you were at the Wizard Party, your answer would be a resounding YES. You'd be like, we do. We Wizard Partyers, we do.

Alright, enough of that. What does this mean? Firstly, this was Jon Wirt's birthday party. Secondly, the object of the game is to duct tape the cans of beer that you've finished to the can of beer you are currently drinking, such that a long staff is formed. Right: the kind of staff a wizard might wield. So as you can see, the Wizard Party was kind of like a beerluck, except with much worse beer and no exchange and not really a celebration of tasty beer or anything that resembles a well-crafted brew.

If you're particularly hardcore about drinking non-crappy beer, like Jen and Laura, the lovely ladies photographed below, you can make a staff out of glass bottles, but this requires a level of ninja-dom known only to the deadliest and most loyal beerluck attendees.

Halt the jabbering, get to the photos! Ok, say no more:








3 comments:

Rajen said...

oooh andeh... your staff is so long you're playing golf with it.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad Rajen is still doing his thing with that jacket.

igor said...

i didn't notice JW's cleverness with the Wizards jersey until just now... jon, your hijinks were lost on me.