Sunday's beerluck to feature drunken mime posse

Alright, so it's been a little while since this puppy has seen any action.

I'm talking about the blog, you d'bag.

But what could be more boring than blogging about how one has not blogged in a while? That's right: very little. So in the spirit of onward and upward, I'd like to talk up this Sunday's very much anticipated Beerluck VI.

Beerluck VI represents a watershed in beerluck history for several reasons. For one, it is the first west coast beerluck since the first east coast beerluck. And despite lack of review by journalists too busy to be named here, I'll confirm that New York City Beerluck I was a rollicking success. There was a significant uptick in shitty beers and mystery shots from SF beerlucks -- expected for the first event of its kind in NY, and the learning curve is a sharp one, aided by snake-infused mystery juice. Drunken play was acquired (not, of course, by yours truly -- I don't do that) and other festivities, including the grand prize fax modem giveaway, were enjoyed by the many visitors to the upper west side that evening.

More on this later.

In the meantime, watch this ridiculous video about reporters eating it. Janet Reno style.