Jon Dayan's predictions for Beerluck V

Featured contributor: Jon D. (and he gets respect)

I can only guess what might happen at any gathering that includes many of my favorite people in the world along with many of my favorite liquids in the world... but I will add a little imagination to my comments and assume that those of us who have scattered will be there as well:

a) some sort of sport will be played on the lawn, be it bocce ball, frisbee, football, or wrestling. in fact, i guess at least two of the games in the list will be played (wrestling is a must).

b) singing loudly with arms all a-tangle seems to be a must

c) least one of the following will break:

-seeing glasses
-drinking glasses
-fence
-hayes
-guitar string

d) ashwin and i will fondle each other

e) we will reminisce about the past, and tell potential stories of the future

f) blabbering

g) after most of the extras have left and there really is just an intimate few (you know, like 20 or so), guitar playing will inevitably occur

h) hayes will confuse himself

i) laughter

j) tears

k) love

l) i'll probably end up in igor's bed

m) then we'll finish off such a perfect evening with sliding hangover food and have a moment of silence during "breakfast" for coffeesource.